also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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