does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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