ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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