Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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