Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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