I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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