I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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