just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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