Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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