He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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