I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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