Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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