Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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