You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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