in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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