Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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