I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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