omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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