My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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