Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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