sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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