Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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