if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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