so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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