Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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