i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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