after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
two words...techno handjob
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
soo... how was my night?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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