Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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