I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have fence marks all over my body
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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