It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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