More tranny stories later!
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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