why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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