she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Every concussion has its silver lining
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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