how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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