I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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