I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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