She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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