There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Everything about him screamed your future.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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