If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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