OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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The struggles of a small town man whore
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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