If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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Just high enough for therapy.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I need a beard to bite.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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