yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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