I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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