I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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