i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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