there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
third nipple confirmed
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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