your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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