What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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