In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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