Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
